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i’m new to this and also way too high

how does one figure out if the person they want to have sex with wants to have sex with them without making it awkward

and over facebook chat?

???

feels etc

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I share a birthday with my least favourite ever Canadian politician, and now I feel like I have moral imperative to have a better birthday than him but I hate birthdays, so IDK what to do.

probably just masturbate and cry and watch tv.

misanderysoncooper:

i visited the friend zone to see if i could make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry men’s rights activists in fedoras???

My textbook just explained that anal sex and butt-fucking were indeed the same thing.

Thank you, science!

maybe one day i can speak exclusively in liz lemon quotes and see if anyone notices a difference

it will be my thesis

WHAT’S A SUGGESTIVE EMOTICON?

THIS SEEMS LIKE A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY

So I kind of forgot humidity was a thing?

Coasts are weird, you guys! Thermometers don’t mean the same thing as in the prairies.

Unless I have a thyroid disease?